25 things that SE Asia travel thought me

1. My home and office are wherever I stay longer than one day
2. It is always good to know where is the nearest Immigration. Maybe you will need visa extension or one more  entrance to a country
3. Health insurance is an ultimate must have
4. Hanging at the street corner is love. Cafes are overrated

Soi Rambuttri, 4 AM

1. All feelings are 10 times stronger. Both happiness and identity crisis
2. Sooner or later, you will meet again all important people you met on the road
3. Time passes insensibly. I got that after two months of traveling, in Saigon
4. Coconut oil can be applied at skin, hair and bread. The best is at the first one - «You are so brown!»

Hotel flip-flops. Sweet and symbolic

1. If you don`t point out «footscrub» to a pedicure lady, you will, probably, get only nails      polishing
2. Fresh coconut is the best natural isotonic. It raises from the dead on a massive heat and cures hangover
3. In rainy season, crawling animals are a bit bigger from average
4. Vietnamese coffee is the best I`ve ever tried

Trung Nguyen Coffee 

1. One big Chang (Thai beer, 6.5%) is enough for one`s perception to change
2. In jungle, you can hear a sound that is similar to alarm clock
3. Sunsets are not a romantic, cheesy thing. Nature is stronger than Photoshop and psychedelics 
4. It is not cool to drive around in bikini in Sihanoukville. It is normal at Koh Phangan

No filter. 3 MP camera 

Jungle cleans the head 

1. You always need a spare pair of flip flops. They are truly easy to loose at the beach party
2. Muay Thai fighters are really good looking. Too bad they are, often, shorter than me
3. A number of bracelets is decreasing in Phnom Penh. I left it at Death fields 
4. The best anti-mosquitos combination consist of spirals, temple incense and Sketolen repellent 

Bangkok fight

1. Thai paracetamol is 5 time stronger than Serbia one 
2. There is a couple of Rihanna`s songs that are not sooo trashy
3. I can not always recognize a ladyboy
4. 7 11 mart is good for breakfast after clubbing... as well as for dinner and hangout 
5. Koh Phangan becomes more and more serious party island 

The institution!